just-a-storyteller

James Emerson Fletcher: a progression

  • Jaimy: ....girl?!
  • Jacky: Girl.
  • Jaimy: ....girl!
  • Jaimy: My sweet summer flower, I know you are doing well at school and becoming a fine lady
  • Jacky: *burns the school down*
  • Jaimy: It will be so wonderful to introduce you to mother now that you are a lady
  • Jacky: *becomes a pirate*
  • Jaimy: And I dream of one day when we marry--
  • Jacky: *saves herself and other girls from slavers*
  • Jaimy: --my poor flower! You must be so scared!
  • Jacky:
  • Jaimy:
  • Jacky:
  • Jacky: *runs the entire length of the Mississippi, becomes a spy, fights for Napoleon Bonaparte, flirts with men in uniform, becomes a treasure-hunter, gets arrested and sent to Australia*
  • Jaimy:
  • Jaimy: ....goddamnit Jacky.
  • Jacky: *goes overboard in the south seas*
  • Jaimy: *incoherent screaming*
  • Jacky:
  • Jaimy:
  • Jacky: *runs with the bulls and gets painted naked in Spain*
  • Jaimy:
  • Jaimy: ....you know what, if I piss her off enough, she'll show up eventually.
lovingmyfangirllife

princeowl:

psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart 

BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it 

80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people 

mohawkmoon

mohawkmoon:

modestwhore:

mohawkmoon:

modestwhore:

modestwhore:

wow. such internet. much amaze.

oops what does this button do

Okay, the recycle bin button is to reblog, which is to re-post someone’s post, the heart is to like, the box with an arrow is to respond, and the tags are so you can search stuff on tumblr and…

wow - I have an amiga who will guide me into this realm and help me conquer any ferocious beasts that will get in my way e.g. reblog buttons, like buttons, tag buttons and many other dangerous wildebeest that will try to harm me.

Did you click the link.

what the heckaroo is that site?!?!

mohawkmoon

mohawkmoon:

modestwhore:

modestwhore:

wow. such internet. much amaze.

oops what does this button do

Okay, the recycle bin button is to reblog, which is to re-post someone’s post, the heart is to like, the box with an arrow is to respond, and the tags are so you can search stuff on tumblr and…

wow - I have an amiga who will guide me into this realm and help me conquer any ferocious beasts that will get in my way e.g. reblog buttons, like buttons, tag buttons and many other dangerous wildebeest that will try to harm me.